please lord i’m not ready for childbirth stop giving me cramps that could put down a horse


holydrews:

long road trip today but it was worth it




JUST A PSA:

loveatitsfinest:

American Airlines’ number (1-800-433-7300) is only one number away from a SEX HOTLINE (1-800-633-7300) IM NOT FUCKING KIDDING MY FLIGHT GOT CANCELED SO I HAD TO CALL AMERICAN AIRLINES AND THE LADY WROTE IT SO THE 4 LOOKED LIKE A 6 SO I CALLED IT AND THIS LADY JUST GOES ”MMMMM IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU IM SO HORNY” IM LIKE IM SHIT THIS ISN’T AMERICAN AIRLINES FUCK


thebluebear27:

Hey lil friend


ftaires:

…I only belatedly noticed he was Rainbow Dash-colored.



singwithme2397:

the horror and concentration on his face




khaleesibeyonce:

jhenne-bean:

desidere:

Coming soon to Disney

BYEEEE

yo im not playin around but i genuinely cant tell whos who rn




waynerd:

Inaccurate Passions

www.waynestadler.com

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